Now come in, and he will begin your training to make you the most powerful force in the seven realms.Ĭonfessional Monk: And now we're almost done, No, he just thinks you need to accessorize. Madalena: What is this? Does it hold the dark powers of the universe?ĭark Lord's Assistant: Oh, sorry, no. The Dark Evil Lord.ĭark Lord's Assistant: He's been waiting for you. Galavant: To live life, enjoying simple rewards.Ĭonfessional Monk: And true evil disappeared Isabella: And two heroes got to hang up their swords Sid: Definitely! I was wondering when I was going to break this armor in! I've decided to go and rescue Madalena from herself. King of Valencia + Queen of Valencia: The true rulers reassumed their command Gwynne: And a new season bursts all over the land You can follow her on Instagram and Twitter.Confessional Monk: Do you, your Highness, take this male model to be your wedded-Ĭonfessional Monk: Do you, good sir, take your social superior to be your wedded-Ĭonfessional Monk: For richer, for poorer,Ĭonfessional Monk: So there's the ever after,Ĭonfessional Monk: That's right, we're the genre bending, Madina Papadopoulos is a New York-based freelance writer, author and regular contributor toPaste. Keeping with the fairy tale vein, I’m using one of my three wishes for a season three. Showing us a tidbit for (hopefully!) season three, we see Gareth is going on a quest to rescue Madalena from herself, while Tad Cooper, roaring in the distance, has gone full-on Drogon (I guess this is kind of like Game of Thrones). It’s this actthe seeming death of his dragon palthat propels. In an ensemble song, the cast promises that if they get renewed for another season, they won’t disappoint. That changes during a showdown with Wormwood, who fatally (or so it seems at first) knocks Tad Cooper out of Richard’s hand. Richard rescues Roberta from Spinster Island, and the season concludes with weddings and happy endings galore. On a happier note, Isabella has a mediocre, true love kiss with Galavant. If Richard is to be King Arthur, then it seems Madalena is becoming Morgan le Fay. Gareth goes to Madalena, saying “I promise we can spend the rest of our lives together being terrible, even if we’re not as totally terrible as you want.” While she loves him, she has had a taste for evil power, and now, there is no turning back. The zombies stop attacking the living, and the battle is at an end. With that, Richard fearlessly attacks Wormwood, going all Inigo Montoya on him, repeating, “You killed my dragon!” Richard breaks the D’DEW wand, dissipating Wormwood’s power, and slaying Wormwood. Wormwood knocks the sword out of his hand, insults Tad Cooper by saying he is not a dragon, and seemingly kills the lizard. Richard, yielding Excalibur, challenges Wormwood to a stand-off, and is informed he is the one true king to unite them all. As I looked around for Kylie Minogue, Sid points out that they “couldn’t afford anyone recognizable.” But Sid’s army isn’t enough, as the zombie army overtakes them. The season finale, “The One True King,” commences, and all seems lost, when Sid appears with every guest ensemble from the entire episode. Then Gareth points out that we all know that’s not actually going to happen, because it’s not Game of Thrones. The episode ends with Gal singing about how they will surely die, and for a moment, I thought our heroes might.
Yes, Galavant even had me feeling complex emotions of resentment and compassion for Madalena. Gareth returns to the good side, and turns his back on Madalena, which made my heart melt. With a newly resurrected Galavant leading his love-motivated zombie army alongside one-true-king Richard, Isabella’s woefully under-prepared and equipped Hortensian uprising, and Madalena. Then, Madalena, using her D’DEW evil magic, turned the zombie army against Galavant, betraying Gareth. But, as it’s revealed in the killer final shot, Richard and Roberta have an (unseen) actual dragon to deal with (does this mean Tad Cooper’s no longer bearded), and with Garethaided by Sid. However, when Galavant reunited with Isabella and Richard with Gareth on the battlefield, I stopped eating altogether. Galavant almost doesn’t show up on time with the zombie army, which means I was eating my popcorn with my jaw open. I went from slouching on my couch to sitting straight.
When Isabella, leading an army geared with pots and pans, gives her wartime speech on horseback, she inspires her citizens to rise up. My heart pounds in my chest at all the various love stories. On top of laughing to my heart’s content, I feel anticipation. But this season, Galavant has completely exceeded my expectations. I look forward to 4th wall-breaking jokes for a good giggle. I await parody songs for a hearty chuckle. I expect deconstructed archetypes to make me laugh. My expectations for Galavant are now at the same level for Family Guy.
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